SQL Query for Patch Status Per Machine?

I'm a little surprised this doesn't come out of the box and I can't find it on Google either but I'm looking for a SQL query that will return each machine and it's patch status. For example:

Name     Updates Advertised        Updates Applied

PC1        250                              123

Server1   120                              65

Server2   120                              78

PC2         210                              154

So it would look at each individual update advertised to that machine, regardless of what advertisement it's in, and return a total and how many are completed. Sounds nice and simple... ?